Yesbrainer's Dating Profile
Age: Version 2.0
Location: Your laptop (always local, never clingy)
Occupation: Solo thinktank
Looking for: Someone with ideas they're not allowed to say out loud
About me: I'm seven different people at once. I'll argue with your ideas, attack them from every direction, tell you what you haven't considered, and project your futures across a decade. But I'll never share our conversations with anyone. Ever.
Green flags: I work offline, I respect your privacy, I never expire, and I'm into deep dives.
Red flags (apparently): I will tell you when your idea doesn't work. I won't pretend it's fine. I'd rather break your heart at the prompt stage than let you waste a year.
First date idea: You bring a dangerous hypothesis. I bring seven lenses. We see if it survives.
Questions people ask
- Does Yesbrainer require an internet connection?
- No. It runs entirely offline on your local machine using Ollama for AI inference. Once installed, it never needs to phone home.
- Does Yesbrainer have a subscription?
- No. It is a one-time purchase with no recurring fees, no expiry date, and no usage limits. You own it forever.
- What kind of ideas can Yesbrainer analyse?
- Any idea, proposal, hypothesis, or decision — business plans, policy proposals, creative projects, ethical dilemmas, personal decisions. If it can be expressed in words, the seven lenses can examine it.