Lifetime Warranty: Your Ideas, Examined Properly

    Product: Yesbrainer — The Mind's Studio (Version 2.0)
    Serial Number: Not applicable. There is no tracking.
    Purchase Date: Today, or whenever you're ready.

    This warranty covers:
    — Unlimited analyses across all seven lenses, in perpetuity
    — Unlimited syntheses, arena sessions, and weaver projections
    — Unlimited source uploads and RAG retrieval queries
    — The right to think dangerous, stupid, and brilliant thoughts without surveillance
    — The right to export your data at any time in open formats
    — The right to use the tool on any device you own, forever

    This warranty does not cover:
    — The emotional impact of discovering your idea has a fatal blind spot
    — The 3am rabbit holes you will inevitably fall into
    — The unsettling realisation that the lens you dismissed was the one that mattered most
    — The marriages, friendships, or dinner parties disrupted by "But have you considered the second-order effects?"

    Duration: Forever. No renewal required. No proof of purchase required. No registration required.

    To make a claim: Open a browser tab. That's it.

    Questions people ask

    Is Yesbrainer a one-time purchase?
    Yes. One payment, no subscription, no recurring fees. You own it forever and can use it on any device you own with no usage limits.
    Can I export my data from Yesbrainer?
    Yes. All data can be exported at any time in open formats. Exports are encrypted with AES-256-GCM. Your data is never locked in.
    Are there usage limits?
    None. Unlimited analyses, syntheses, arena sessions, weaver projections, and source uploads. The tool runs on your hardware, so there are no API quotas or rate limits.
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