Lifetime Warranty: Your Ideas, Examined Properly
Product: Yesbrainer — The Mind's Studio (Version 2.0)
Serial Number: Not applicable. There is no tracking.
Purchase Date: Today, or whenever you're ready.
This warranty covers:
— Unlimited analyses across all seven lenses, in perpetuity
— Unlimited syntheses, arena sessions, and weaver projections
— Unlimited source uploads and RAG retrieval queries
— The right to think dangerous, stupid, and brilliant thoughts without surveillance
— The right to export your data at any time in open formats
— The right to use the tool on any device you own, forever
This warranty does not cover:
— The emotional impact of discovering your idea has a fatal blind spot
— The 3am rabbit holes you will inevitably fall into
— The unsettling realisation that the lens you dismissed was the one that mattered most
— The marriages, friendships, or dinner parties disrupted by "But have you considered the second-order effects?"
Duration: Forever. No renewal required. No proof of purchase required. No registration required.
To make a claim: Open a browser tab. That's it.
Questions people ask
- Is Yesbrainer a one-time purchase?
- Yes. One payment, no subscription, no recurring fees. You own it forever and can use it on any device you own with no usage limits.
- Can I export my data from Yesbrainer?
- Yes. All data can be exported at any time in open formats. Exports are encrypted with AES-256-GCM. Your data is never locked in.
- Are there usage limits?
- None. Unlimited analyses, syntheses, arena sessions, weaver projections, and source uploads. The tool runs on your hardware, so there are no API quotas or rate limits.